If you can spend a minimum of $250,000 a year, willing to cough up a $5,000 app fee and then $2,500 annual fee thereafter, then you can be one of the exclusive Rich Bastards that has an Amex Black too.

Forget the gold and platinum plated sliders for $10,000; this $23,000 sucker's shell is intricately carved out of ivory havested from elephant tusks, camel teeth and friggin "mammoth"?  What-the??? What'd they do? Steal a tusk from the local museum's mammoth exhibit?

Each phone shell takes an engraver over 3 months to etch 16 dragons and other designs...

Being a Rich Bastard doesn't mean you can't go green whilest also flaunting the bus-loads of money you have.  With the Tesla Roadster, you won't find a gas-guzzling V-12 under the hood; instead is a 3-phase electric motor which produces 248 bhp which is capable of propelling the car to... Read more...

So your aim ain't that great and that rat problem in your backyard is getting worse; let's see if those little suckers can dodge 3,000 plastic pellets per minute!  Check out the videos on the next page.  This baby will set you back $9,000 big ones.

This stunning piece of equipment shoots in a staggering 39 megapixels producing razor sharp imagery. It includes a 48mm wide sensor which captures enhanced detail without incurring ‘noise’ or out of place colour pixels. The Hasselblad brand comes with huge cachet - having been the favoured choice for fashion photographers and even NASA. Given the pedigree and quality of this camera it comes as no surprise that the retail price weighs in at a hefty $45,236.